so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
