So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
literally had 100 drinks last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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