By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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