So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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