hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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