i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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