She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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