I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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