what if I'm pregnant?
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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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