Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Randomize
