what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I currently don't understand fingers.
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