I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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