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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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