Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
