ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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