I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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