Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
