HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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