I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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