Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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