It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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