pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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