Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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