Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Operation Purity has been aborted
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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