I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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