How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The best revenge is premature balding
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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