fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
NoShamevember. You game?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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