why didn't you poke me back
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm like, not good at living.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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