i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize