u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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