In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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