i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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