my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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