I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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