Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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