I puked a lego.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
only you would photoshop your dick
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
