Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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