worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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