Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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