He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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