i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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