You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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