Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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