So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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