it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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