So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
it glows. i had to have it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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