i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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