Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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