so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I need water and some morals
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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