3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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