She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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