I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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