you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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