fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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