So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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